Precious little is really known about the Kool-Aid Man.

Man?

God?

Alien?

 

A few facts are apparent.

--He can change his color and thus flavor through pure will.

--He cannot spill, even when tipped on his side, the liquid inside of him remains there.

--He has what appears to be ice in his head, could it be brains?

 

 

--Though seemingly made of glass, he is really indestructible and prefers to shatter walls to prove so.

--He carries what appears to be a pitcher filled with his own fluids. What the relationship really is...I don't care to know,

--His only known enemies are the Thirsties, evil aliens that live off the sensation of thirst in humans!

--He loves you.